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****Archived Thread from August 14th, 2065, 14:24 Earth/PST // APPRX. 9 Years Ago****
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BREAKING NEWS Posted by Anonymous on August 14th, 2065 - 13:02 Earth/PST - Post No. 42110
ALIENS ARE REAL. THEY JUST SENT US A MESSAGE. WE ARE NOT ALONE, YOU GUYS. THE STORY IS ALL OVER THE NORMAL NET. EVEN MY TOILET GAVE ME A NEWS ALERT. WHAT IS GOING ON?
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:03 Earth/PST - Post No. 42125
My whole family is freaking out.
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:03 Earth/PST - Post No. 42131
False flag inc.
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:06 Earth/PST - Post No. 42201
>1. create a world war.
>2. Use nukes
>3. Fake Aliens come down
>4. We submit to Aliens to stop war.
>5. Solar government
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:06 Earth/PST - Post No. 42209
Apparently it's from a planet 400+ light years away. Hmmm....................
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:07 Earth/PST - Post No. 42216
>we finally found aliens
>stay home and post on freelays

our ancestors would be proud
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:08 Earth/PST - Post No. 42222
Weh-hell, Project Blue Beam is finally here.
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:09 Earth/PST - Post No. 42243
>>42222
Blue Beam is too well known. Even 100 years ago. Everyone knows about Orson Wells.
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:12 Earth/PST - Post No. 42289
>>42243

Remember that Blue Beam was created when drive-in movie theaters were the most high-tech way people received information. Blue Beam, as it was conceived, was essentially creating a global drive-in movie.

The development of personal communication devices and virtual spaces means that either Blue Beam as it was conceived has little relevance (since who even looks up at the real sky anymore), or that the way a global "happening" will be presented will probably be different.

That's not to say the ability to create global-scale projections wouldn't be used. It's that ubiquitous network of implants and devices change the very idea of what it means to make a global-scale projection.

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission" is now "We've updated your optical implants."

Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:12 Earth/PST - Post No. 42293
> Conspiracy theorists claim Project Blue Beam is happening on September 23rd
> "alien transmissions" recieved on August 14th

Time to hoard me some ammo.
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:15 Earth/PST - Post No. 42344
>The Aliens are a hoax
You guys are morons. Why the fuck would the media, the government, and the scientific community collaborate on a hoax? We finally find out we aren't alone in the Universe. All of humanity is rejoycing. Except you guys. You guys are sitting around being contrarian. I hate this board.
Anonymous reply August 14th, 2065 - 13:16 Earth/PST - Post No. 42357
>>42344
What a good global citizen.
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:20 Earth/PST - Post No. 42489
>>42344

To be fair it's probably just the banks who know its a hoax.
>more money for galactic exploration
>excuse to centralize and tax intra-solar trade even more
>mining even MORE moons
>make the Solar government official and outlaw independent colonies
>censor the network further and shut down more freelays
>sexual gratification from lying to billions of people

just a few reasons.
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:25 Earth/PST - Post No. 42713
>>42289
war of the worlds is probably playing on loop for all the cyber-sheep with optical implants
Anonymous reply on August 14th, 2065 - 13:30 Earth/PST - Post No. 42924
Learn to use retro toilets.