Subject: Jupetian Moon Anons - Posted by Anonymous

This is a thread for Anons who live on Jupiter's moons. Do you live by yourself or in a colony? What's the coolest thing about your moon? I'm from Ganymede, by the way.

Anonymous reply:

I also live on Ganymede. Best moon, best colony, best people. Anyone is free to disagree, but you'd be wrong.

Anonymous reply:

I live in a colony on Europa. Very traditional and religious farmers. We've got pretty advanced astropodding and make money selling preserves to other moons. We're only about 16 years old I think its a cool place. Also we have some native subterranian sea life.

Anonymous reply:

>>X
Mining town on Callisto here. You guys make great stuff. I hope the Solar Union doesn't shut your religion down. I gotta have that tomato sauce.

Anonymous reply:

>>X
We're always concerned about some sort of violent altercation with the Solar Union. The good thing is we're well-known and if they try anything they wouldn't be able to cover it up.

Posted by Anonymous

So some guy put a lone relay station with a server on Charon. It maps home through freelays with a six hour delay to Earth with minimal packet loss. He only allows one connection per address and only transmits ONE FRAME of looney tunes cartoons at a time. He has the entire library.

Anonymous reply:

Plutons are fucking weird.

Subject: Official nina thread - Posted by Anonymous

Who is nina?
>the Goddess of the outer solar system
>she hacked a Solar Union media center and stole data that confirms Keplarians are not real
>she has been on the run hopping from moon to moon
>she only communicates through broadcasts that you can only decrypt with quickReader5

What else do we know?
>basically nothing, except she is perfect in every way
>she eats ramen
>we are her Listener-tachi

Where is nina now?
>we will never know
>her current light hour delay from Earth is a little over 1, leading some anon's to think she's on a Saturnian moon, but she could be modifying the delay time on purpose to throw the SU off her scent.

Anonymous reply:

Why does my future wife have to be so elusive?

Anonymous reply:

Hey nina lovers. Looks like we're a cult now, according to the SolarNet.

Anonymous reply:

>>X
They aren't wrong.

Anonymous reply:

nina demands vegetables!

Anonymous reply:

I want to be nina's space cowboy and rescue her from the evil solar empire.

Posted by Anonymous

I'm a high schooler from Earth and my councellor is pushing me to get optical implants. I just want to live a simple life as an adult and have kids some day. I don't want ad companies monitoring what I see. What can I do?

Anonymous reply:

Nothing. Just keep putting it off. If anyone asks, say you're busy with school work. As soon as you're 18, jump off the hell planet and join a moon colony before its too late.

Posted by Anonymous

I'm trying to get off the SolarNet. So far I've got some cheap dumb hardware and light CRT. What software should I use?

Anonymous reply:

NyjaOS is a good place to start since it only comes with free programs. You can use their BIOS too.

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